Que lo peor del 2011 sea mejor que lo mejor de 2010, come, bebe, ríe, sueña, límpiate las legañas cada mañana, duchate que siempre es más económico que bañarse, ahorra agua, tiempo, dinero, disgustos y frustraciones; sonrrie al menos una vez al día aunque sea de mentira, sal de fiesta sin pensar en mañana, mañana ya pensarás; arrepiéntete de lo que es justo arrepentirse y mantente firme cuando tengas razón; llama de vez en cuando a esos que parecen haberse olvidado de ti, no te olvides nunca de esos que te llaman de vez en cuando; celebra las victorias, olvida los fracasos; derrama las lágrimas necesarias pero que siempre sean de alegría; disfruta de las cosas pequeñas, son lo más grande de la vida; se valiente, honesto/a, sincero/a, amable/a; cómprate unas zapatillas de dinosaurio, un peluche grotesco, una camiseta horrenda, un pijama de dibujos animados o cualquier cosa que te haga sentir infantil, duerme al menos ocho horas al día, más los domingos; cuando todo parezca haber perdido el sentido, reinicia y empieza de nuevo; enloquece de vez en cuando. RESPIRA, no te olvides de respirar, sé que hay cosas más importantes, pero aunque parezca tonto no dejes de hacerlo.
In English:
The worst of 2011 will be better than the best of 2010, eat, drink, laugh, dream... wipe the gummy every morning; have a shower, it is always cheaper than a bath; save water, time, money, dislikes and frustrations; smyle at least once a day even if it is fake, go out without thinking about tomorrow, you can think tomorrow; repent of what is just repent and persevere when you're right; call from time to time to those who seem to have forgotten you; no never forget those who call you from time to time; celebrated victories, forget the failures; shed tears as necessary, but always with joy; enjoy the little things, are the greatest thing in life, be brave, honest, sincere, kind; buy yourself a dinosaur's slippers, a grotesque teddy , an ugly t-shirt, a cartoon's pajamas, or anything that makes you feel like a child; sleep at least eight hours a day, more on Sundays; when everything seems to have lost consciousness, reset and start again, become crazy from time to time. BREATHE, do not forget to breathe, I know that there are more important things, but, even if it seems foolish, don't stop it.
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New Year's Resolution Song Lyrics
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Funny Song: New Year's Resolution Song
Artist: Rhett & Link
working out, losing weight
maybe using tanning spray
becoming more attractive in general
reading more, watching less
learning all the rules for chess
becoming somewhat smarter in general
eating fish, not fingernails
volunteer to save the whales
becoming a better guy in general
saving more, spending less
yes I will wax my chest
dating more girls in general
But not this year. No this year is different!
As different as a gazelle. Yes, a gazelle from a deer.
(They're actually not that different.)
After all these failed resolutions.
My future is clear, the future is near!
Just forget those resolutions you
know that you are never gonna do
and adopt a more realistical view
by committing to things that come easily to you
like eat at least one value meal a week
or put the correct shoes on the correct feet
just "Raise the bar to walk effortlessly underneath!"
Just face the fact you've always thought
those resolutions don't mean squat
Settle in to a comfortable spot
embrace all the things you know you are not.
Hit the snooze, roll over, then repeat
Make large purchases, then lose the receipts
just "Raise the bar to walk effortlessly underneath!"
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